NOOBS ARE COMING (Demo)
1.0 JUST RELEASED AND IS EXPLODING ON STEAM 😭
-40% Launch Discount (ending Early December)
YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS
- Brutal and funny synergy roguelike
- Brotato-like, also inspired by The Binding of Isaac, Cult of the Lamb & Mobs Inc
- Packed with tons of innovative mechanics and diverse playstyles
- Equip Boss Patterns
- Summon Minions
- Kick stuff around — play soccer with minions or co-op buddies
- Grow Plant Minions with a watercan
- Physics-Based Attacks– like chained spikeballs
- 40+ Playable Boss characters with unique Effects
- Example: Mom with a DoppelGanger that copies every single attack in mini-format
- 70+ Unique Attacks with innovative and custom effects
- 140+ Items
- Turn enemies into Sheep, or Golden Statues, or both?
- And dozens of other wild and chaotic mechanics
- Quick and Addictive Runs (< 30 minutes)
- Pick your Dungeon Bosses from a large roster
- Wild Theorycrafting: Create ridiculously broken and unique build each run like in Isaac
- Endless Replayability
- Cute and Badass artstyle
- Meta Humor, RPG Parody Universe
- Banger OST
- Twitch Streamer Mode (destroy your chat)
- Steam Deck support
- Singleplayer & Co-op support (+Steam Remote Play Together)
Full Game Available on Steam
Changelog available on Discord
Last Steam Version: 15.4 (20th November 2025)
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Development log
- Noobs Are Coming 1.0 releases on November 27 (+Early Access Recap)Nov 24, 2025
- Update 0.9.0: New Chara + 3 Attacks + 6 Items + 10 Achievements and moreSep 04, 2025
- Patch 0.8.0: 5 New Items + 3 New Achievements + EnhancementsSep 04, 2025
- Patch 0.7.0: New Attack + Enhancements + ThanksAug 02, 2025
- Patch 0.6.0: Lots of Enhancements + New Options + New ContentAug 02, 2025
- Patch 0.5.0: Mid-run Save/Resume + Shop RNG Rework + Enhancements + BalancingAug 02, 2025
- Patch 0.4.0: New Attack + Plant Minions Rework + Enhancements + BalancingAug 02, 2025
- Patch 0.3.0: The Visibility and Accessibility Update + New Content + BalancingAug 02, 2025
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GOOD GAME
There's a glitch where you can get an extra weapon! Have one slot open and buy the ketchop. Make sure you do NOT have a watercan.
Will MacOS be released on Steam?
the wand + wand + wand + wand + wand + wand build i had in the first like 10 waves went hard
by wave 20 i had max tier wand + wand + wand + wand + wand + that bow item with a lot of projectiles
I'm leaving this run in the background for the musi
very fun and absolutely amazing music. (:
I'm guessing this is inspired by brotato tbh, very epic
yup! It is.
You've done it again!
Stacking size has the ballista looking a tad silly
More size made it look even sillier
This game was clearly created out of love for roguelikes and i'm all for it. Really fun game, I love the music so much, would maybe change the ui cause it did feel a bit heavy on the eyes...
The character graphics are so lovely! It's also great that it supports Japanese!
this is so fun! one thing that absolutely admire is the MUSIC???? 1000/10
i think that the power selection menu could be a little better aesthetically, but overall, the game is sensational.
I love the Music, too!
it delivers the Halloween Techno vibes :o
I Hope the ost will be released on Music Streaming Services
right???? i hope that they release the ost in music streaming too!!
Great game!
BEWARE THE FROG!!! frackin 25 damage a hit?! i had 14 shield!
NOOOO NOW I HAVE TO BUY IT😭
games pretty fun but im getting a glitch when i pick more than one treasure chest item it only lets me sell one then the next one i pick up i have to keep
Literally watched RealCivilEngineer play this earlier today, now I spotted it on the itch homepage :D
he did it again this mornin
woah this is fun
Great Game. THE IMPACT IS THE BEST WEAPON IN THIS GAME. And I want to say...
LERROY JENKINS BURN IN HELL
lotta content for a demo! struggled to get any good synergies going but still had a good time.
genuinely thank you for making the accessibility section have settings to change how easy/hard enemies are.
your games are soo fking addicting
YOLO
fun!
If only there was an endless mode...
Usually around the end of the game things start to get fun as you get good combo's and then it just ends sadge
Full game on Steam has endless mode :)
I like that frog enemy spins a lot before jumping
I made an account here to hopes to lend your ears. Please have this come to ps5. My SO and I played the crap out of Brotato. He showed me the game last night and instantly looked up if it would release on ps5. I know it’s a long shot but we don’t have PCs, life is expensive 😭😭😭. Game looks so fun and I’m itching to try and play.
Hey thanks a lot!
I really want to publish the game on consoles! I had a great talk with a porting studio a few weeks ago and they told me as soon as the game reaches 500 positive reviews on Steam we can make a deal!
If we reach this milestone pretty fast (this summer) the game could come to consoles in about 1 year:
- Noobs Are Coming take the first free slot they have in a few months
- then they do several months of porting work
- and then finally a potential console release in approx 1 year
Hey thanks a lot this is very kind of you! The game is already localized in Turkish, but if you find any issues in some text, it would be super nice of you to come to the game Discord and tell me about them in the "translations" channel :)
This is absolutely DELIGHTFUL! I'll definitely be picking this up on Steam! Great job!
Honestly, I've played the game for 10+ hours already, I like it
brotato on drugs and I LOVE IT
Shot myself right off the map with the wrecking ball! No impact on this one. Tried to grab a screen shot before the browser crashed.
this honestly looks like a lot of fun.
gonna drop a follow here on itch and wait til the full relaease.
indie devs like you really inspire me to get off my ass and create something of my own when i can finally afford the time to do so
for some reason if you catch the ball and the impact you can leave the map and reset outside the map
managed to crash the game by having too many entities on the field
playing a summoner build with only survivalibility, no damage, difficulty 2 round 13
Hey thanks for the report, when you say it crashed could you explain what happened exactly?
i got damaged from 16 to 9 health while standing in the middle of a hoard of enemys, and when i say hoard i mean at least 50 enemys, and the game froze and then quit unexpectedly. just a runtime error that has probably having to do with handeling so many enemys (i think, i dont know the internals of this game so i actually have no clue whats going on)
found a way to glitch out of bounds with the wrecking ball ! hope you fix this in the full game
the way to do this glitch is to perfectly hit the corner
Thanks a lot for the report! Added it on my todo list ;)