NOOBS ARE COMING (Demo)
YOU ARE THE FINAL BOSS
- Brutal and funny synergy roguelike
- Brotato-like, also inspired by The Binding of Isaac, Cult of the Lamb & Mobs Inc
- Packed with tons of innovative mechanics and diverse playstyles
- Equip Boss Patterns
- Summon Minions
- Kick stuff around — play soccer with minions or co-op buddies
- Grow Plant Minions with a watercan
- Physics-Based Attacks– like chained spikeballs
- Turn enemies into Sheep, or Golden Statues, or both?
- And dozens of other wild and chaotic mechanics
- Quick and Addictive Runs (< 30 minutes)
- Pick your Dungeon Bosses from a large roster
- Wild Theorycrafting: Create ridiculously broken and unique build each run like in Isaac
- Endless Replayability
- Cute and Badass artstyle
- Meta Humor, RPG Parody Universe
- Banger OST
- Twitch Streamer Mode (destroy your chat)
- Steam Deck support
- Singleplayer & Co-op support (+Steam Remote Play Together)
The Downloadable version of this Demo is available on Steam
Changelog available on Discord
Full Release: 08 July 2025
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Very cool game (it's kinda just brotato tho) but I found a bug, you can kick the ball even if you are offscreen like from the leap thing sry not good with names
Very fun game! :D
bro after wave 8 it doesn't take me to shop
Ranged seems by far the strongest strategy, with arcane > dexterity, and kicking the worst, to the point that this is my best Bigfoot run.
This game really reminds me of another game called "Brotato" im kind of impressed nobody mentioned the game in the comments
this is really cooooooooooool game
I wish that this game can be online and the players can choose their noob and one player can be the boss
Interesting game :) Died at wave 20 like a n00b
This game is quite fun! The Adept is OP
i got stuck in the wall and i won?
Lol was it after using a Wrecking Ball or Impact skill? It seems to happen on rare occasions
i mean this with the utmost respect. fuck wave 19.
this is really really cool
I can't wait for the full release, this is really fun
I definitely won't be gettng steam, but if the full version is available here on Itch, I'll buy it here.
the boss / freezard didnt last 5 seconds and did 0 dmg xd
pierce and bounce nice too, and size + scared shopkeeper or just size
fun game, but wand and adept aka the guy that makes the ritual circile breaks this ridiculously u just get all 6 wands and stand in circle , get some lifesteal and you only need like enough hp to tank an attack or 2 and lot of range and well you can just afk and come out last 10 second and claim stuff
very nice rogulike
The sound track is PEAK! I loved playing this, and my partner who normally doesn't play games like this one had a good time as well.
I enjoyed the learning curve and I can't wait to play the harder difficulties.
Here's a video I made, my partner jumped in for a few minutes as well.
so fun
Very addictive!
love the playstyle and the art style definitly fun to play plus the music is the cherry on top
I chose the laser eye. How do I turn the attack around? Can I even do that?
Hey, the laser eye gets a random direction at the start of each wave, it's one of the specificities of this attack ;)
ok thanks
Gameplay and Critique ;)
Thanks a lot for the awesome video and the feedback! :)
Just to know browser progress keep getting reset.
Thanks for the report! Could it be due to some of your browser settings?
Unfortunately, browser-based games can't always guarantee reliable local saves due to how browsers handle storage.
To avoid this in the future, I recommend trying the downloadable version of the demo, it provides a more stable environment for saving progress. :)
epic.
Very nice. Spent couple hours easy=)
UPD: And some more
Cool Game
EPIC
love the spiders ♥
Okay so.... tried out a few things, and some Dev suggestions to report:
Bigfoot is such a cool idea, and running around at that speed with like.... all THAT going on just gave me motion sickness.
Summoner is hysterical fun. All hail spiders. Tomatoe's are pretty fun too.
The Adept is so cool in theory, but... once you have the right build is a bit of a "standing still simulator" Also, if you have totoms or other turrets, there's very much the question each round of "Will my circle spawn NEAR the totoms (instant win), or far from them (oh no)" I kind of wonder if the mage circle should like... fizzle out after 20 seconds and appear somewhere else. Just... something to give a bit more dynamism, and to make the original spawn point less critical.
Okay: added thoughts:
Watering psycotic tomatoes feels great.
Being a malevolent spider with 8 arms feels amazing. Feels very good and natural.
"Orbital" is one of the greatest and most fun abilities in the game. I would take this even without the damage boost.
Lots of fun, but also very silly. Good job.
with some size you can kick the totems around to reposition them towards your circle, it benefits them too, adept can choose the wand at the start and with it you have no sustain problem anyway whatever build you want to set up
Oh damn- only just found out you can kick the totems!
Okay, yeah in this case all is well. Or at least.... I still think a moving circle could be cool, but the fact that you can move your totems over to where the circle is makes things much better.
just get enough amount+size and they hit everything, bounce is overkill
Lost track of time 10 hours in and still hooked. Absolutely love it! Can't wait for the full release
Pretty good!
It's a pretty addictive game, congrats! I lowkey missed a bit of satisfaction on the weapons though.
Congrats on the game! I really like the weapons that you interact with which gives it a fun spin. (i.e. the spike ball)
Anyone know good combos for the items? (I just pick randomly.)
lasers plus amount+adept some arcane for basic dmg (its instable to setup and only overboy starts with one)
totems +amount+ bounce+adept optional size and arcane you can stand still in the end
all shovels with crit, strength their extra souls help you snowball hard and easy probably the most straightforward and stable very good build you can beat the game with nearly anything its well balanced but this one is very strong and easy (realized in the end that all size was wasted on this)
soul flask, more chests are near always must pick, the high luck value ones give you better items
the free reroll is a must pick, lightning dagger is somewhat unique as it can carry you the entire early game even if you do not get enough element damage (I understand that the more gimmicky things like pets and kickables give the game versatility but to min max they are not that competative)
underestimated totems
i like how you made like MULTITUDES of updates on this so like as soon as i check my feed its just this