NOOBS ARE COMING (Demo)

Devlog

• Patch 0.7.0: New Attack + Enhancements + Thanks
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  Early Access - Update 7.0 - New Attack + Enhancements (1 August 2025) New Attack: Spike Wall Skil: At the start of the wave, you can trace a line of Spikes in your Dungeon Room by moving, based on you... Continue reading
• Patch 0.6.0: Lots of Enhancements + New Options + New Content
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  This is a pretty big update packed with many improvements Update 6.0 - Lots of Enhancements + New Options + New Content (31 July 2025) NEW CONTENT: NEW ATTACK: Goldenator: a long range, piercing snipe... Continue reading
• Patch 0.5.0: Mid-run Save/Resume + Shop RNG Rework + Enhancements + Balancing
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  This is a BIG update packed with improvements, including two of the most requested features: Mid-run Autosave & Resume, and a rework of the Shop RNG for Attacks! Since the game launched just a few day... Continue reading
• Patch 0.4.0: New Attack + Plant Minions Rework + Enhancements + Balancing
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  NEW WATER ORBIT ATTACK + TONS OF ENHANCEMENTS After a big update published yesterday adding a lot of enhancement including many new Accessibility and Visibility options (update 3.0) , here is already... Continue reading

  
• Patch 0.3.0: The Visibility and Accessibility Update + New Content + Balancing
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  The Visibility and Accessibility Update + New Content and Balancing The main feedback on the game since its release a few days ago was about the lack of visibility option, so this update add a LOT of... Continue reading

  
• ​NOOBS ARE COMING IS OUT NOW ON STEAM!
  August 02, 2025 by overboy

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  NOOBS ARE COMING IS OUT NOW! I want to give a huge THANK YOU to all the demo players and beta testers — your feedback and support have helped shape this game into something truly awesome after 37 up... Continue reading